[Post 051] Video/Action for Olivine City

[francia]

[Such rain]

[So furfrou]

[Wow]

[France's arms are outstretched to the sky.]

[His joyous cry can be heard clearly through the 'Gear and perhaps throughout the city.]

It's raining me!

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[video]

[francia]

[Nope. This is France in full on Cloudcuckoolander mode.]

Oh, I'll be fine. I've had much worse things fall on me in the past.

[He shakes his head, expression sage.]

No, the most important thing: I must find the best specimens to begin a perfect poodle breeding program.

[video]

[paladinlost]

...You'll have access to plenty of potential breeding specimens, if nothing else. You could also try and see if any other compatible species could pass new moves on to the pups.

[When you can't beat them, give them sensible advice?]

[video]

[francia]

[France beams broadly.]

Isn't it exciting? The cats yesterday were weird, but this -

[He spreads his arms wide.]

This is beautiful!

[video]

[paladinlost]

...In any other world, I would consider this a sign of the apocalypse.

[Even if it's a more pleasant sign that soil-corroding meteors.]

Have you tried pointing your Pokédex at them? It knew nothing about the cats.

[video]

[francia]

[That throws France. He blinks a couple times very rapidly at Cecil.]

The apocalypse? Why?

[He nods in response to the next part, still looking a bit shocked.]

Yes. It just gave me the same error message as yesterday.

[video]

[paladinlost]

It's raining animals. Even for this world that's considered unusual weather, especially without a matching hurricane.

[The apocalypse is therefore the obvious follow-up.]

Lovely. Perhaps they come from the same land as the Goomies.

[video]

[francia]

[France grimaces.]

I'm trying to stop attempting to predict how this world works or what anything odd that occurs here means. What I could expect at home seems to have only superficial similarities here.

[Something occurs to him.]

If they're from the same place as the Goomies, then that means we should expect more of this.

[video]

[paladinlost]

If their homeland has as many species as Johto does, or even as many as Johto did at first, that would mean...

[And that's when he stops in horror, because for all that there were fewer wild species back then, there were still enough for two months' worth of 'rain', at the very least. That is not a happy discovery.]

[video]

[francia]

[France's face turns to one of similar horror.]

Rock pokémon.

[He slowly puts his head in his hands. If stuff like Gravelers start falling from the sky, France is so done.]

[video]

[paladinlost]

...At least a week's worth of Rock-types. And Steel-types. We cannot forget the Steel-types.

[Even if he really wants to at the moment.]

[video]

[francia]

[France's face remains in his hands. He groans. When he speaks, it's understandably muffled.]

Nothing will be left standing. Good God.

[video]

[paladinlost]

The mountain caves might still be safe. Relatively safe. ...As safe as a Zubat-filled cave can be.

[Yet that would still be a step up from the steel-type apocalypse. The horror Cecil feels at that thought is clear on his face.]