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[Post 025] Video/Action for Goldenrod City
[France is nowhere to be seen on screen. In fact, he might not even be in the vicinity of this transmission. No, instead, the network has the very special treat of one newly evolved Politoed, gazing in a glazed manner at the screen, and, near by, the remains of what looks like a Department Store shopping bag. In the background, you can see the room is only lit by the flame of a Charmander's tail, shadows cast about to outline a very smug Ninetales leering at the scene, red eyes glinting in the dim lighting.]
Politoed...
[David moves closer to the screen, the very coiled curl on his head bobbing up and down.]
Politoed...
[And closer still, eyes luminous.]
Politoed...
[Closer, until all you can see are those dilated eyes and that bouncing curl...]
Politoed...
Politoed...
[David moves closer to the screen, the very coiled curl on his head bobbing up and down.]
Politoed...
[And closer still, eyes luminous.]
Politoed...
[Closer, until all you can see are those dilated eyes and that bouncing curl...]
Politoed...
[Video]
What's what? Are you hallucinating?
[Video]
[Maybe he should be more specific.]
And it wasn't your normal strange staring Pokemon!
[Video]
You mean David? He just evolved. And he doesn't stare. He observes.
[He shifts the screen to the Politoed, who is sitting in a large basin of water. Slowly, David's head turns until he's staring at the screen. Those large eyes become even wider. He seems pleased to see you, Cobra Commander.]
Politoed...
[Video]
[Video]
David evolved. Of course he doesn't look the same. And observing can often be mistaken for staring: it involves focusing with your eyes as well as other senses.
[Video]
And I suppose you're going to tell me all the other times your other creature stared at me, it was observing too!
[Video]
It doesn't always go by looks. How do you explain Magikarp evolving into Gyarados? Besides David was a Poliwag before, which is a tadpole pokemon; he evolved into Poliwhirl, also a tadpole pokemon, briefly before becoming a Politoed, which is a frog pokemon.
It's the same as how frogs grow on Earth.
[Video]
[Video]
Then you've just seen an abnormal amount of very strange pokemon.
[Video]
[Grumbling.]
Ssso, does your frog do anything interesting or just observe?
[Video]
David engages in swimming on a daily basis, enjoys hopping in his new form, and is particularly vocal about what he wants for dinner. He also likes to ride in baskets and bags when he isn't being an impressive athlete.
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[Video]
It's not boring. He's a gentleman.
[Video]
[Video]
[Video]
[The Commander pauses.]
It's ssssstill boring!
[And now he laughs again.]
[Video]
I suppose for a clown such as yourself gentlemanly behavior would seem utterly boring to your circus act.
[Video]
[Video]
Most rulers of anything are clowns by default anyways.
[Video]
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