Does anyone know what's going on with the Water-type pokémon?

My Politoed keep croaking at the top of his lungs, my Feebas evolved into a Milotic and is now hiding under my bed, and my Luvdisc keeps trying to jump out the window.

Is this some sort of bizarre mating season?

How do I make this stop?



[If you decide to come investigate the sounds coming from France's hotel room, the door is slightly ajar. Upon entering, the scene you are met with goes something like this:

[Utter chaos as a Luvdisc zips around the room crashing into everything, a Milotic trying to hide under a bed that has been destroyed by the size and force that it was originally moved, and a Politoed fairly screeching at the top of his lungs. France can be found hiding behind his over-turned desk, hugging his Ninetales like a lifeline and at a complete loss for what to do.]

[The 'Gear feed comes on to a very unique array of pokémon. Yes, that's the proper way to put it. There's a Meganium that looks rather sad and put-out, a Feebas that's trying her best hiding behind the Meganium's leg, and an Umbreon spread out in front of all the other two to display her sleek, black-furred belly as she wags that yellow-ringed tail lazily at the camera. Yes, a very unique array indeed.]

It looks like the Netherlands has gone, too. I found his Meganium in my box today...

[France sighs off-screen, and the poor Juli makes a sad sound. The Feebas comes momentarily back into view to make a comforting noise before hiding out of the camera's view again. France continues in a slightly more cheerful tone.]

Cecil, the egg I got from you hatched last night! I'm naming her Cecilia, so -

[Thérèse chooses that moment to stretch in what is mostly likely the equivalent to pokémon sensuality, a long, luxurious cry ringing through the air. She keeps up the show, accompanying each shift in her display with an appropriate sound, clearly inviting any other pokémon on the network to come visit me; I'm so very lonely!]

Thérèse, stop that, I'm trying to--David, what are you -?!

Jesus Christ!

[And the last thing you see on the feed is David the Poliwag taking things into his own hands by Body Slamming the 'Gear into darkness.]