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France | Francis Bonnefoy ([personal profile] francia) wrote2014-07-03 06:58 pm

[Post 050] Anonymous Text

Need help regarding love, potential relationships, and the like? Ask here.

[A very simple premise with ulterior motives. France will, however, answer all the questions seriously because love, in his opinion, should always be taken seriously no matter how big or how small.]
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[anon]

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-07-14 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
Don't make me laugh. You're judging the shit out of anybody dumb enough to answer these. It just doesn't matter because you have no idea who us freaks are.

What are you talking about, physical forms? I look and feel the same as I always did. Same age, too.
lieutenantantichrist: (they will view you as conflicted)

[anon]

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-07-15 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
I knew it. You do these just to find losers to laugh at, don't you?

Wait. What kind of freak do you mean, here?

A human's pretty much a human. Two arms, two legs. What else would you be?


[a moment later, a hurried follow-up arrives.]

Tell me you're not a fucking horse.
lieutenantantichrist: (all these mopes in bracelets)

[anon]

[personal profile] lieutenantantichrist 2014-07-17 09:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Those are both actually a big relief to hear.] Then what do you get out of being everybody's Dear Abby, anyway?

If you're not a human, then what are you? An alien?