[Post 050] Anonymous Text

[francia]

Need help regarding love, potential relationships, and the like? Ask here.

[A very simple premise with ulterior motives. France will, however, answer all the questions seriously because love, in his opinion, should always be taken seriously no matter how big or how small.]

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[anon]

[francia]

Maybe so, but the opinion of someone you do not know and cannot identify hardly matters, does it? I would be part of the group of freaks to use your terminology, though, and I do try to not be a hypocrite.

Generally, what I mean by physical form is our bodies. There's a number of individuals who have been brought to this place whose bodies are not what they are back in their own world. I myself physical look the same, but my form seems to work intrinsically differently. I'm glad to hear that you have been allowed to keep what you have always had. I have to admit I'm a bit jealous.

[anon]

[lieutenantantichrist]

I knew it. You do these just to find losers to laugh at, don't you?

Wait. What kind of freak do you mean, here?

A human's pretty much a human. Two arms, two legs. What else would you be?

[a moment later, a hurried follow-up arrives.]

Tell me you're not a fucking horse.

[anon]

[francia]

[France rolls his eyes skyward before responding.]

I can assure you that I am not laughing, nor am I currently or ever have been an animal of any sort.

I'm not a human, though I've always had a humanoid form. There used to be quite a few others from my world here, but now it's just me. I suppose I've become unique now.

[anon]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Those are both actually a big relief to hear.] Then what do you get out of being everybody's Dear Abby, anyway?

If you're not a human, then what are you? An alien?

[anon]

[francia]

To be honest, there was an alternative motive to this post. Some of my travelling companions were acting oddly in that particular way where you know something is there. I meant this to help them along.

[France isn't sure if it did help, but he got the information he was looking for.]

Besides that, I like to help people. It was part of my job back home, and I don't get to do it very much here.

Well, this will rather out me now that there's no one like me here in this world, but I'm like the personification of a nation. I'm an entity that represents a state and its people. I've learned this isn't a normal phenomenon. The closest I can get to describing my role in life that seems to make sense to most people is to say I am the state. I have a voice, a body, a personality, though, and those are my own to a certain extent.