[Post 027] Everything & Anything for Goldenrod City

[francia]

[There is no other warning except, perhaps, your ears, which might pick up France's resounding, triumphant shout of -]

FREEDOM!!!

[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]

[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]

[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]

Comments

[Action] /laughing so hard right now

[dragonspeak]

Francis?!!! [He'll just be...gaping at you. From afar, thank you very much.]

[Action] Come and join France in BODY LIBERTY

[of-france.livejournal.com]

[France bounds up to Merlin and tackles him, hugging and sparkling!]

Merlin! I am free!

[Action] UM. CAN I PASS

[dragonspeak]

[Suddenly, armful of naked Francis. This is...sort of awkward. He pats at Francis' shoulder and gingerly extracts himself from the embrace. Or, he tries to.]

Free of clothing, maybe. What's with the... [He gestures at the cat-appendages his friend appears to have grown overnight.]

[Action] Nope! It's a mandatory invitation! 8D

[of-france.livejournal.com]

[No, no, no! France is going to hold on. Forever.]

I like a healthy breeze around my privates, thanks!

[France blinks before shrugging.]

I don't know. They just spring up every now and again. Like daisies.

/LEAVES

[dragonspeak]

[Gives one last, feeble struggle before giving up. So much for advocating freedom, Francis.]

You mean...this is normal for you?

/CLINGS

[of-france.livejournal.com]

[No, no, you still don't understand! It's only freedom for France! That's the best kind of freedom.]

Of course! This is one of the best parts of being me! I'm so glad to have it back!

alkjdfk /flails

[dragonspeak]

[What. That doesn't even make sense. ]

One of your best parts is having...cat ears and tail?

Ku ku ku ku ku~

[of-france.livejournal.com]

[Freedom is a human idea; it doesn't need to make sense!]

Yes! I'm not entirely sure where they come from, but aren't they adorable? They make me even cuter!