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( everything considered → a determined soul will always manage )
the absurd is the essential concept and the first truth
25 December 2012 @ 07:20 am
28 May 2011 @ 02:25 pm
[There is no other warning except, perhaps, your ears, which might pick up France's resounding, triumphant shout of -]
FREEDOM!!!
[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]
[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]
[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]
FREEDOM!!!
[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]
[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]
[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]
Current Location: goldenrod city
Current Mood: 
ecstatic
ecstatic09 February 2011 @ 05:49 am
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Kkkkkkgggggggzzzzzzzzt
[The 'Gear comes on, having recently taken an unscheduled trip across France's hotel room to meet the wall. A few seconds later, France comes onto the screen, adjusting it to take in his most epically displeased face.]
Germany and Prussia are gone. So is Spain. If anyone hears anything about the aforementioned missing three, please contact me. I have words for them.
[He clears his throat, looking somewhat more composed.]
Romano is now staying with us here in Goldenrod. Thank you, Merlin, for picking him up.
[He looks off the side, the anger dissipating completely.]
North Italy, Greed, and Ahiru are gone, too...
[France lets out a long, shaky sigh. The 'Gear drops and you get a nice view of France's hands covering his face before it lands upside down, and now you've got a nice view of the Goldenrod Hotel carpet.]
Kkkkkkgggggggzzzzzzzzt
[The 'Gear comes on, having recently taken an unscheduled trip across France's hotel room to meet the wall. A few seconds later, France comes onto the screen, adjusting it to take in his most epically displeased face.]
Germany and Prussia are gone. So is Spain. If anyone hears anything about the aforementioned missing three, please contact me. I have words for them.
[He clears his throat, looking somewhat more composed.]
Romano is now staying with us here in Goldenrod. Thank you, Merlin, for picking him up.
[He looks off the side, the anger dissipating completely.]
North Italy, Greed, and Ahiru are gone, too...
[France lets out a long, shaky sigh. The 'Gear drops and you get a nice view of France's hands covering his face before it lands upside down, and now you've got a nice view of the Goldenrod Hotel carpet.]
Current Location: goldenrod city
Current Mood: 
sad
sad24 December 2010 @ 07:41 am
[The 'Gear comes on pointing upwards and unfocused. It's safe to say that this is probably Marianne's fault.]
[If you happen to come across France, he's sitting underneath one of the bazillion springs of mistletoe in the Violet City Pokemon Center with his pokemon all gathered around him. Kai, Drifblim, and David all look rather curious, and Marianne looks... distracted by the mistletoe overhead. He had rushed to the counter upon waking because of the sudden appearance of a mystery egg in his bed. It looks something like this:]
[He's now been assured that it is, in fact, his to keep. A small, warm Eevee egg of unknown origins, but France doesn't look like he's about to question it. Actually, quite the opposite. He's got a calm, almost drugged expression on his face, and the Eevee egg is wrapped in a swath of white fleece as he cradles it in his arms. He looks very, very happy and, if you come close or happen to catch the faint sound on the feed, you would hear France singing from the carol Ah! Quel grand mystère! (O! What a great mystery!) to the egg in his arms.]
Ah! Quel grand mystère!
Dieu se fait enfant.
Il descend sur terre,
Lui, le tout-puissant!
C’est bien le Messie,
Roi de l’univers,
Qui nous rend la vie
En brisant nos fers.
[If you happen to come across France, he's sitting underneath one of the bazillion springs of mistletoe in the Violet City Pokemon Center with his pokemon all gathered around him. Kai, Drifblim, and David all look rather curious, and Marianne looks... distracted by the mistletoe overhead. He had rushed to the counter upon waking because of the sudden appearance of a mystery egg in his bed. It looks something like this:]
[He's now been assured that it is, in fact, his to keep. A small, warm Eevee egg of unknown origins, but France doesn't look like he's about to question it. Actually, quite the opposite. He's got a calm, almost drugged expression on his face, and the Eevee egg is wrapped in a swath of white fleece as he cradles it in his arms. He looks very, very happy and, if you come close or happen to catch the faint sound on the feed, you would hear France singing from the carol Ah! Quel grand mystère! (O! What a great mystery!) to the egg in his arms.]
Dieu se fait enfant.
Il descend sur terre,
Lui, le tout-puissant!
C’est bien le Messie,
Roi de l’univers,
Qui nous rend la vie
En brisant nos fers.
Current Location: violet city
Current Mood: happy
happy