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- !fourth wall,
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- *america | axis powers hetalia,
- *china | axis powers hetalia,
- *england | axis powers hetalia,
- *envy | fullmetal alchemist,
- *ise nanao | bleach,
- *liquid snake | metal gear,
- *merlin | merlin (bbc),
- *netherlands | axis powers hetalia,
- *sohma kyo | fruits basket,
- *spain | axis powers hetalia,
- actual happy post,
- oh god why,
- yep still french
[Post 027] Everything & Anything for Goldenrod City
[There is no other warning except, perhaps, your ears, which might pick up France's resounding, triumphant shout of -]
FREEDOM!!!
[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]
[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]
[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]
FREEDOM!!!
[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]
[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]
[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]
[Action]
No! You're being a spoilsport, and I'm perfectly beautiful like this! I'm not going to wear your stupid rag!
[Action]
[ Somewhere in the back of his head, he's wondering how he's managed to put up with this guy as a neighbour for so long. He puts the coat back on, still glaring at France. ]
[Action]
[France glares back. Why did he ever like this guy again?]