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- !fourth wall,
- !route_29,
- *america | axis powers hetalia,
- *china | axis powers hetalia,
- *england | axis powers hetalia,
- *envy | fullmetal alchemist,
- *ise nanao | bleach,
- *liquid snake | metal gear,
- *merlin | merlin (bbc),
- *netherlands | axis powers hetalia,
- *sohma kyo | fruits basket,
- *spain | axis powers hetalia,
- actual happy post,
- oh god why,
- yep still french
[Post 027] Everything & Anything for Goldenrod City
[There is no other warning except, perhaps, your ears, which might pick up France's resounding, triumphant shout of -]
FREEDOM!!!
[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]
[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]
[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]
FREEDOM!!!
[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]
[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]
[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]
[Action]
Really! You've shrunk! Were you in a coma recently? I guess it wouldn't be all that odd to go backwards as well as forwards in this place.
[Gonna ignore that comment on pants.]
[Action]
{WHY ARE YOU BEING SO CONFUSING, BLONDE NAKED CAT-MAN-SAN}
[Action]
No, you were an adult the last time I saw you!
[He pauses, thinking.]
But maybe from your point of view, that'd be true. This place is very strange, though, so it could have reduced you to a child again...
[Action]
But that can't be! I'm only twenty-eight!
{AHAHA, OH AGING.}
I don't understand....
[Action]
Surely you mean months.
[Action]
NO!!! I really am twenty-eight years old!
No one ever believes me.... {Wibbling just a little.}
[Action]
[France reels back, holding the side of his face where the book made impact.]
What was that for?!