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- *america | axis powers hetalia,
- *china | axis powers hetalia,
- *england | axis powers hetalia,
- *envy | fullmetal alchemist,
- *ise nanao | bleach,
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- *merlin | merlin (bbc),
- *netherlands | axis powers hetalia,
- *sohma kyo | fruits basket,
- *spain | axis powers hetalia,
- actual happy post,
- oh god why,
- yep still french
[Post 027] Everything & Anything for Goldenrod City
[There is no other warning except, perhaps, your ears, which might pick up France's resounding, triumphant shout of -]
FREEDOM!!!
[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]
[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]
[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]
FREEDOM!!!
[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]
[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]
[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]
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[Because if it's ineffective, France isn't going to fix it. Where's the fun in that?]
I'm not even sure how this place even works.
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[This is terrible. Even more terrible then the naked man. Shaking his head, Cilan frowned.]
What else does this region lack?
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[He gives Cilan a strange look.]
What do you mean by "worse than what you've heard" and "this region"?
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[gosh they never do anything. if you want stuff to happen, you need looker. :p]
Ah... I'm a Gym Leader from Unova - it's in this world. I've, um, heard a lot about Johto from gossip in the cafe.
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[Silence. Stare.]
You're a gym leader from another region? Hell has regions?
this is an awesome thread, by the way.
...But this place, um, does have regions...
\o/ I'm having a lot of fun~! <333
[He squints at Cilan.]
But you would know this as a local. Are you trying to play this France for a fool?
me tooooo :3
I don't think you're a fool, though.
[But now he's thinking. Could this just be hell!?]
Um... I haven't though about this land being... er, less then my birthplace. That's all.
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So you come from a place that has pokemon naturally? And a similar infrastructure? Do you know how you ended up here?
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So you are either a spy or a victim like the rest of us...