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- *america | axis powers hetalia,
- *china | axis powers hetalia,
- *england | axis powers hetalia,
- *envy | fullmetal alchemist,
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- *netherlands | axis powers hetalia,
- *sohma kyo | fruits basket,
- *spain | axis powers hetalia,
- actual happy post,
- oh god why,
- yep still french
[Post 027] Everything & Anything for Goldenrod City
[There is no other warning except, perhaps, your ears, which might pick up France's resounding, triumphant shout of -]
FREEDOM!!!
[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]
[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]
[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]
FREEDOM!!!
[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]
[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]
[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]
Aaah thanks! x3c I'm considering it
\o/ YAY!
[He waves a hand around vaguely.]
You weren't given one when you came to this place?
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But I did get a complimentary jewelry box...
[that's a pokeball, grandma.]
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That's a pokeball. It probably has a pokemon inside of it; you just have to press the button to let it out.
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[well fine she'll just push the button
obligatory event legendary]
Oh my! What a cute little friend! I just want to squeeze you!!
[which she does, prompting massive wiggles from the Shaymin.]
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So cute! I've never seen that sort of pokemon before, though.
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Well, that's because he's unique! Isn't that right, dear?
[petpetpet]
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Shaymin, the Gratitude Pokemon. When the Gracidea flower is in bloom, its pollen allows Shaymin to change into its Sky Forme from its Land Forme. Shaymin also have a tendency to migrate.
[France just kind of stares at the 'Dex.]
That tells me almost nothing.
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[Madame Foster is very interested in the pokedex now. Shaymin, however, is tilting its head at France.]
Why don't you just ask me yourself?
[cause, you know, Shaymin is telepathic 8|d
Madame Foster is completely unsurprised, probably because it was telepathically whining at her when she was hugging it or something.]
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[France fairly shrieks, looking around for the source of the new voice.]
Hello? Who said that? Where are you?