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- actual happy post,
- oh god why,
- yep still french
[Post 027] Everything & Anything for Goldenrod City
[There is no other warning except, perhaps, your ears, which might pick up France's resounding, triumphant shout of -]
FREEDOM!!!
[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]
[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]
[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]
FREEDOM!!!
[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]
[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]
[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]
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[He rolls his eyes and pulls out a pack of cigarettes, drawing one from the pack with his lips and lighting it with a flick of his lighter.]
It isn't beauty, it's just you getting your kit out. Not like you've changed in a thousand years.
[He takes a long drag on his cigarette and blows out the smoke.]
Like fuck I'd let my jewels out anywhere near you. Don't know where you've been.
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You're such an uncouth bastard.
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Your point is?
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No one can ever love you just as you are, so you're forever pretending to be someone you're not. You're an actor, England; that's all you've ever been good for on the world's stage.
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What does that make you? A spectator in the audience. Anonymous, unnoticed, unimportant. Lost in obscurity while all eyes are on the players.
I can pretend, you just keep breaking yourself with every new act.
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[France licks his lips before shrugging leisurely.]
I'm not simply an actor; I'm an artist: a painter, a dancer, and so many other things that you can only imitate. I never break; I evolve.
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Evolving into a nice set of riots, recently yeah?
Evolved into a nice little fascist state back then. Yeah, so good at evolving.
[He leans forward, exhaling a plume of smoke.]
Shame you never managed to evolved a military that could win anything on yer own.
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Fuck you!
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Hit a nerve did I?
[He grabs back, wrapping his legs around France and trying to roll them over.]
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[This might look somewhat sexual to passersby.]
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