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- *spain | axis powers hetalia,
- actual happy post,
- oh god why,
- yep still french
[Post 027] Everything & Anything for Goldenrod City
[There is no other warning except, perhaps, your ears, which might pick up France's resounding, triumphant shout of -]
FREEDOM!!!
[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]
[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]
[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]
FREEDOM!!!
[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]
[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]
[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]
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Did you hit your head recently?
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Although, it could be that I'm just imagining all this... and you, I guess. The reality of some things are difficult to prove...
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Or you could be a figment of my imagination. If so, then I can do anything I want to you.
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Oh, but it would be so much fun! We would have Romano and the pokemon and Spain would come, too, because he's here again, and we'd be a big, happy family!
[That hug might be a bit tight, though.]
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Takes France by the shoulders.
And kindly but firmly pushes him away.]
Gallía.
I mean it.
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Fine, fine. I thought you had a sense of fun, but I guess I was wrong.
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[come, we could use your economy...!]
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But I can't do that right now; I'm stuck here for God knows how long! I would love to visit your bed otherwise.
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As long as you come one day, I don't mind. It's always good to see you.
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Same for you! It's so nice to see familiar faces after being stuck here for months.
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Oh, I've made a lot of friends, and China and Romano and England are here, and Russia just got here. I've had company, but I can always use more, you know...
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I thought he was at the Garden.
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No, he's here. He seems to think it's either 1940 or the 70's again. I'm not sure.
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[Although France is awake this time, so it won't be as much trouble to get him away...]
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I don't think so. He's no more destructive than his usual surly and unpleasant self at least.
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I don't think he'll find anything strong enough for that here. He doesn't know the location of the good bar, at least...