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Entry tags:
- !fourth wall,
- !route_29,
- *america | axis powers hetalia,
- *china | axis powers hetalia,
- *england | axis powers hetalia,
- *envy | fullmetal alchemist,
- *ise nanao | bleach,
- *liquid snake | metal gear,
- *merlin | merlin (bbc),
- *netherlands | axis powers hetalia,
- *sohma kyo | fruits basket,
- *spain | axis powers hetalia,
- actual happy post,
- oh god why,
- yep still french
[Post 027] Everything & Anything for Goldenrod City
[There is no other warning except, perhaps, your ears, which might pick up France's resounding, triumphant shout of -]
FREEDOM!!!
[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]
[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]
[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]
FREEDOM!!!
[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]
[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]
[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]
[Action]
So [He brings the Snivy closer to him.] glad to see you're in one piece after that whole phenomenon with the Water-Types, aru.
[Action]
[France blinks at the Snivy before shrugging leisurely.]
I always conquer in face-to-face combat. It was no problem in the end.
[Action]
[China notices the way the other looks at his new little green friend.] I would hope so, aru. It wouldn't do if a Nation could be taken down so easily. [His voice carries no insult.]
By the way, France, it seems that whatever is going on has also brought in some new species of Pokemon, aru. This little one right here is called a... Snivy. At least, that's what I was told.