[The 'Gear comes on and France's grinning face comes on momentarily before the camera is re-angled to catch France's pokemon sitting and floating curiously next to him in the snow outside of where France works. Marianne looks totally content, while David just kind of gawks up at the white stuff falling from the sky; Kai and Drifblim can be hear talking to each other in pleased tones.]

[France turns the camera back to himself before speaking.]

It's snowing! It's snowing and I don't have to shovel it!

[He beams happily and tosses his hair.]

If you want a nice hot drink, please feel free to visit me! It's on me.

[The 'Gear is flipped around again to catch David hopping about curiously in the snow. France laughs merrily off-screen before the feed ends.]

[The screen opens to a smiling face. He's at work, and you can clearly see the Violet City Restaurant's kitchen behind him.]

So who else is excited for the winter holidays? I'm not sure if they're celebrated here in Hell, but nevertheless I've convinced my employer to let me do this.

[He clears his throat before gesturing wide, indicating the kitchen. Obviously, the 'Gear is propped up against something.]

As the Nation of France, I am an accomplished and expertly trained chef. I have worked the dinner rush at many a restaurant as well as the early morning preparations at artisan bakeries. My true passion, however, is making all manners of sweet things, especially chocolates and baked goods.

[He winks playfully at the screen, leaning forward to launch his marketing campaign. You can clearly see Marianne and David each eating a cookie cheerfully behind him.]

I am offering for a small fee my services to you all for the holidays. Would you like chocolates to give your lover or a pile of toffees to give your daughter? Or maybe you would like a Yule log to split among your friends or a massive tray of sugar cookies for a pot luck? Then, please, my dear friends, consider this France: no edible is beyond me so long as I have either a recipe or if I have tasted it myself!

I am attaching a text portion that includes prices and options for pick-up of orders to this post. If you feel so inclined, please do take a look, and feel free to ask me any questions.

[He winks flirtatiously, blows a kiss at the screen, and it winks out, leaving a text attachment for your convenience.]



So long as you have the recipe or I am familiar with it, you can order it from me. If you have specific instructions, please include that in your order (i.e. particular designs, specific intended use, food allergies). Depending on the size of the order, I will give you a time frame for when the order will be complete, and I will inform you via private text when it is available for pick-up from the Violet City Restaurant.

The price of all orders is done in weight by grams. The smallest order I can do is 100g, which is P300.

Weight (g)	Price (P)
50	300
100	450
200	600
250	750 725
300	900
350	1050
400	1300
450	1450 1400
500	1600 1500
700	2100 2000
1 kg	3000 2500
2 kg	5000

In the event of bulk orders exceeding 3kg (3000g), price may be subject to further adjustment in favor of the customer.

I currently reside in Violet City and am unable to make deliveries outside of Violet. If, however, you have a pokemon capable of both flying and carrying your order, you are more than welcome to place an order. I will inform you via private text when your order is complete. Payment can be sent with your pokemon, which will be promptly sent back with your order.

Thank you very much, and I look forward to serving you!





((OOC: For those of you who use Imperial Units (i.e. ounces and pounds) for weights, this mun and France is also willing to convert measurements and prices for you and/or your character(s).))

[The video comes on revealing a very, very pleased France. Yes, he's the kind of pleased that normally is associated with bedroom activities and winning a war. Marianne sits in the background, looking equally as pleased.]

We will eat well tonight.

[He holds up a number of KO'd Rattata and Pidgey by their tails and feet and beams with happy satisfaction at the screen.]

Are these better roasted or braised?