[Post 002] Video/Action Outside New Bark

[francia]

[The video comes on revealing a very, very pleased France. Yes, he's the kind of pleased that normally is associated with bedroom activities and winning a war. Marianne sits in the background, looking equally as pleased.]

We will eat well tonight.

[He holds up a number of KO'd Rattata and Pidgey by their tails and feet and beams with happy satisfaction at the screen.]

Are these better roasted or braised?

Comments

[Action]

[hasoneshot.livejournal.com]

Aha! So there are others actually in this world!

[He is ecstatic because this is his first human contact since being kicked out of the house in New Bark.]

[Action]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

[He gives this new person a curious look.]

What do you mean?

Re: [Action]

[hasoneshot.livejournal.com]

Your the first person I've seen that hasn't come in on my gear! I was starting to believe I had been hallucinating!

[Action]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

[France's left eye twitches.]

I am not a hallucination.

[He waves his handfuls of Rattata and Pigdey indignantly at this guy.]

I am the Nation of France, home of the most excellent cuisine!

[VIDEO]

[moemoeotaku.livejournal.com]

Neither! These creatures are not to be eaten!

[VIDEO]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

[France scowls at her.]

Why not? They're rats and pigeons essentially, and those are perfectly edible.

[VIDEO]

[moemoeotaku.livejournal.com]

They've are not the same! I think They are intelligent creatures. They are to be our friends and loyal companions in our arduous journey across this world!

[Are those tiny tears in her eyes? Possibly. Excuse her flare for the melodramatics.]

It is also illegal to eat them in this world

[Video 1:2]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

Yes, but they are still animals. They haven't the same intelligence or capability of speech as we do; thus, it should be fine to eat them.

[Oh, melodrama is something France does excellently. He's just hungry.]

[Video 2:2]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

[His mouth falls open and he stares at her with huge eyes.]

Illegal? But they're perfectly edible! Is everyone here a militant vegetarian?

[video]

[primaduelerina.livejournal.com]

... [ WHY. ] I wouldn't recommend eating them.

[Video]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

[Noms! France is tired of eating vegetarian fare.]

Why not? Is the meat stringy?

[Video]

[primaduelerina.livejournal.com]

They're important creatures here, and to eat one would not only be highly inconsiderate, but cruel. That, and I don't believe they're edible to humans.

[action]

[newfrance.livejournal.com]

[Canada is hugging his seel and beaming up at France.]

Wow, papa! Dinner's gonna be great!

[Action]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

[France positively beams, dropping the catch on the ground and starting to set up for a fire.]

Absolutely! Do you want soup or roast?

[Action]

[newfrance.livejournal.com]

Ummm... [He thinks deeply on this for a moment.] Roast!

[Video]

[foolishwren]

.... You'd probably be better off not eating those.

Unless you want the police after you.

_{[She doesn't even know about the fact that they're inedible yet sob.]}

[Video 1:2]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

...

[Video 2:2]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?!

[Video p-poor France]

[foolishwren]

You mean aside from everything?

[video]

[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

[You would think China would scold France right now, but that's actually the wrong thought to think right now. China didn't see anything wrong with this, after all, he's enjoyed sea horses on skewers before and dog meat. What was so wrong about this?]

Roasted, aru. Although, I wonder what they'd taste like if they were made into soup, aru.

[Video]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

[Really, when food is scarce, why not eat what is available? France might be many things, but he'd rather not starve.]

I was thinking roasted, too. I am not certain I will be able to procure all the implements for a proper soup.

[Video]

[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

True, it takes more than just meat to make a good soup, aru. I would have suggested you just use the herbs or plants around you, but they might be poisonous in this world, aru.

[China does not know that as he looks into his screen and continues to chat with France, Li is behind him, giving a horrified look at his partner.]

[Video] Cause he's wandered off to explore a bit

[originofawesome]

[Prussia understood basic survival. With their depleting supplies, it made sense to hunt the local wildlife, but the Pokeworld was a bit.....different. From what he understood from the games, it was probably illegal and impossible to eat them anyway. Still, it doesn't keep the horror from showing on his face. Gilbird is screeching frantically from the top of his head.]

Pi! Pi! PIDGEY!! [Let's go save them before it's too late, Gilbert!]

[Normally, he'd play along just to see the Pokemon revive and attack the other nation, since it promised hilarity. Instead, he clutches and shakes his Pokegear frantically, as if it were France himself.]

WHAT THE FUCK FRANCE. YOU CAN'T EAT GILBIRD'S BROTHERS AND SISTERS!

[Video]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

[France played the games, but how was he supposed to know that people don't eat Pokemon? It's not like he considers the majority of Pokemon pretty or even useful; no, these are better off as a tasty and nutritious meal. He just glares at you incredulously on the other end of the line.]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with it! I'm not eating your damn bird; I caught these fair and square!

[Video]

[originofawesome]

[There's a magical source of food for them, duh! Prussia glares right back as Gilbird is now flapping and hopping up and down on Prussia's head angrily, sending feathers everywhere.]

YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF HONOR, YOU FILTHY FRENCHMAN!

[Gilbird screeches in agreement.]