[Post 002] Video/Action Outside New Bark

[francia]

[The video comes on revealing a very, very pleased France. Yes, he's the kind of pleased that normally is associated with bedroom activities and winning a war. Marianne sits in the background, looking equally as pleased.]

We will eat well tonight.

[He holds up a number of KO'd Rattata and Pidgey by their tails and feet and beams with happy satisfaction at the screen.]

Are these better roasted or braised?

Comments

[Action]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

Jeanne D'Arc, you daft musclehead! Jeanne D'Arc, patron saint of France and one of the most noteworthy women to ever walk the earth!

Re: [Action]

[hasoneshot.livejournal.com]

You could've just said your bitch and saved your breath.

[Action]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

[There is now a France violently head-butting you in the stomach.]

Re: [Action]

[hasoneshot.livejournal.com]

Oh! What the fuck is your problem!?!

[Action]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

[He's pretty much attacking you blindly, only caring if he's hitting something.]

YOU DARE INSULT HER --

Re: [Action]

[hasoneshot.livejournal.com]

Women are bitches, completely worthless. You french are pathetic.

[Action]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

[He takes a deep breath to restart his brain as he aims one good kick at Ocelot's groin.]

Re: [Action]

[hasoneshot.livejournal.com]

Is that a dog thats with you?

[Action]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

[France just stares at Ocelot. Just stares and then turns to the side and starts walking away. He's decided that Ocelot is a manifestation of the Devil. Marianne follows after him.]

Re: [Action]

[hasoneshot.livejournal.com]

Hey, where are you going?! I'm not done talking!

[Action]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

[France keeps walking down Route 29 towards where Canada is and doesn't look back.]

Re: [Action]

[hasoneshot.livejournal.com]

So the only people that are here are bastards that like women. This really must be Hell. [Ocelot starts heading the other way]