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[Post 002] Video/Action Outside New Bark

[The video comes on revealing a very, very pleased France. Yes, he's the kind of pleased that normally is associated with bedroom activities and winning a war. Marianne sits in the background, looking equally as pleased.]

We will eat well tonight.

[He holds up a number of KO'd Rattata and Pidgey by their tails and feet and beams with happy satisfaction at the screen.]

Are these better roasted or braised?

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[Prussia sneers.]

Hah! Don't make me laugh.

[Prussia shoves his Pokegear in his bag as he follows Gilbird, who is now dive bombing France, clearly set on making him pay.]

[France grinds his teeth momentarily before forcing himself to stop.]

And to think I was going to share food with that bastard...

[He turns off his own PokeGear, walking back to Canada.]

[Have a Pidgey trying to claw your eyes out, France.]

[ARGH MY FACE YOU BITCH -]

MARIANNE!

[Have a Vulpix Quick Attacking Gilbird at Level 12.]

[LOOK SHE'S IMPROVING IT.]

[Gilbird only half dodges it, now she's screeching angrily at Marianne, accusing her of helping this human eat their fellow Pokemon.]

[France crouches, wiping at his face. Luckily nothing is damaged, although he has a few nicks around his eyes.

[Marianne, on the other hand, could care less about the fate of other Pokemon. Her response is pretty much keep your fucking talons away from my master or I'll fucking choke you by your intestines.]

[Prussia snatches Gilbird out of Marianne's reach, honestly not giving a shit if he steps on the Vulpix or not. He grabs France by the collar and shakes him. Gilbird is still screeching at Marianne, letting her know that she's as pathetic and worthless as her owner.]

Keep your fucking Pokemon away from mine, unless we're training. [He hisses.] It's illegal to eat them, so stop being so fucking impatient and wait til we get to the next city. Are you trying to teach Canada animal cruelty?

[He shoves the last half of his bento at France.] That's for the brat.

[Oh, man, if Marianne just had the order, she would kill both Prussia and his stupid scrawny bird thing. She spits a couple of flames at them both and goes over to snuggle in France's lap. France picks her up and kisses both of her eyelids affectionately.]

My beautiful girl.

[France ignores what Prussia is saying and doing, just snuggles Marianne.]

Oh, but a soup or roast would do the boy good. He's so tiny; you remember how much you used to eat as a child, don't you?

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[Post 002] Video/Action Outside New Bark

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[Action]...why is Prussia the more sensible one.

[Action] Because France is a strange duck