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[Post 002] Video/Action Outside New Bark

[The video comes on revealing a very, very pleased France. Yes, he's the kind of pleased that normally is associated with bedroom activities and winning a war. Marianne sits in the background, looking equally as pleased.]

We will eat well tonight.

[He holds up a number of KO'd Rattata and Pidgey by their tails and feet and beams with happy satisfaction at the screen.]

Are these better roasted or braised?

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Its no different for me, you'll survive! Besides, are there no food hotspots here?

[Well. A man uninterested in art. How hideous.]

In case you hadn't noticed (and I wouldn't be surprised if you didn't), there are only residents in the town.

Can you not catch a fish? There was water there.

In case you haven't noticed, there isn't a place to buy a fishing rod around here.

[Plainly, this guy is as daft as he is muscular.]

My god your hopeless! Just cut down a tree and make one yourself!

I don't have an axe or even a butter knife! Haven't you looked in the stupid pack you were given to survive with?!

I can make one out of a tree branch and a rock! That was part of my survival training in the army!

I was in the military before you were even born, and you didn't ask me to use a tree branch; you asked me to cut down a tree!

He must be lying! He doesn't look much older than I am!

What year do you think it is?

Upstart young knucklehead -

Last I was certain, 2010, but time is relative especially when you live for more than a millennium...

Wa-wait a sec! What did you just say about a milennium???

[He tosses his hair and spreads his hands to display himself.]

I am the Nation of France. I have been around enough to see changes in kings and gods. A millennium is only the tip of the iceberg for what I have known.

So...you claim to be...part of planet Earth itself?

I am the embodiment of everything French. Therefore, I am France, and I cannot cease to exist until my culture and people are all gone.

So you, all by yourself, hold France and all its culture and history?

Yes, in a nutshell.

[There are other stipulations to it, but it is easier to leave it at that.]

So does that mean there are other...Nations as yourself? As in...Russia?

[He nods before tilting his head to the side slightly.]

I haven't seen Russia in this place, but, since this is Hell, then he'll eventually show up.

H-Hell? What do you mean Hell? Is that just another one of your buddies!?

[He gives Ocelot an incredulous expression.]

Of course not. This place we're in is Hell. Hell isn't a person.

[Well how long has the fucking french nation been a person!?!]

What do you mean we're in Hell? I mean, sure that music thats always playing makes you wanna kill yourself but its tolerable.

[Since the Fall of Rome or something around there, give or take a few centuries. France wants to punt him so bad.]

Well, perhaps it is Purgatory then. Either way, we are in a world controlled by unknown forces, and the only beings that can do that are either God or the Devil.

So why don't you believe we're in Heaven?

[He's silent for a long time, glancing to the side to watch Marianne, who is poking her nose along in the low grass. When he finally responds, his voice is very soft.]

Because Jeanne isn't here.

Edited 2010-10-28 21:10 (UTC)

Jeanna? I thought all your buddies were named after countries.

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