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[Post 002] Video/Action Outside New Bark

[The video comes on revealing a very, very pleased France. Yes, he's the kind of pleased that normally is associated with bedroom activities and winning a war. Marianne sits in the background, looking equally as pleased.]

We will eat well tonight.

[He holds up a number of KO'd Rattata and Pidgey by their tails and feet and beams with happy satisfaction at the screen.]

Are these better roasted or braised?

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I am the embodiment of everything French. Therefore, I am France, and I cannot cease to exist until my culture and people are all gone.

So you, all by yourself, hold France and all its culture and history?

Yes, in a nutshell.

[There are other stipulations to it, but it is easier to leave it at that.]

So does that mean there are other...Nations as yourself? As in...Russia?

[He nods before tilting his head to the side slightly.]

I haven't seen Russia in this place, but, since this is Hell, then he'll eventually show up.

H-Hell? What do you mean Hell? Is that just another one of your buddies!?

[He gives Ocelot an incredulous expression.]

Of course not. This place we're in is Hell. Hell isn't a person.

[Well how long has the fucking french nation been a person!?!]

What do you mean we're in Hell? I mean, sure that music thats always playing makes you wanna kill yourself but its tolerable.

[Since the Fall of Rome or something around there, give or take a few centuries. France wants to punt him so bad.]

Well, perhaps it is Purgatory then. Either way, we are in a world controlled by unknown forces, and the only beings that can do that are either God or the Devil.

So why don't you believe we're in Heaven?

[He's silent for a long time, glancing to the side to watch Marianne, who is poking her nose along in the low grass. When he finally responds, his voice is very soft.]

Because Jeanne isn't here.

Edited 2010-10-28 21:10 (UTC)

Jeanna? I thought all your buddies were named after countries.

Jeanne D'Arc, you daft musclehead! Jeanne D'Arc, patron saint of France and one of the most noteworthy women to ever walk the earth!

You could've just said your bitch and saved your breath.

[There is now a France violently head-butting you in the stomach.]

Oh! What the fuck is your problem!?!

[He's pretty much attacking you blindly, only caring if he's hitting something.]

YOU DARE INSULT HER --

Women are bitches, completely worthless. You french are pathetic.

[He takes a deep breath to restart his brain as he aims one good kick at Ocelot's groin.]

Is that a dog thats with you?

[France just stares at Ocelot. Just stares and then turns to the side and starts walking away. He's decided that Ocelot is a manifestation of the Devil. Marianne follows after him.]

Hey, where are you going?! I'm not done talking!

[France keeps walking down Route 29 towards where Canada is and doesn't look back.]

So the only people that are here are bastards that like women. This really must be Hell. [Ocelot starts heading the other way]

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