francia: (Great Cook)
France | Francis Bonnefoy ([personal profile] francia) wrote2010-10-28 06:05 am

[Post 002] Video/Action Outside New Bark

[The video comes on revealing a very, very pleased France. Yes, he's the kind of pleased that normally is associated with bedroom activities and winning a war. Marianne sits in the background, looking equally as pleased.]

We will eat well tonight.

[He holds up a number of KO'd Rattata and Pidgey by their tails and feet and beams with happy satisfaction at the screen.]

Are these better roasted or braised?
foolishwren: and every scar I have makes me who I am. (We were put here on earth to feel joy)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-10-28 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
France, huh.

[All these COUNTRY names, wtf is this.]

Well, France, hate to be the bearer of bad news, but.... [She gestures to the KO'd Pokemon again.] You're probably gonna need to find somethin' else to eat.

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[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[He follows her gesture to stare at the KO'd creatures.]

Oh, but they're just rats and pigeons. Those are perfectly edible.

[He wishes he remembered how he ended up talking to this woman...]
foolishwren: are waiting to GOOF OFF with you (SILLY GIRLS in YOUR AREA)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-10-28 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Short-term memory loss saves the day once again!]

Yeah, but the locals will go all crazy on your ass.

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[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
But why? Don't they ever get hungry for real food?

[Obviously France isn't a vegetarian. He also lacks a certain amount of tact.]
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-10-28 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Broad shrug.]

There's meat in the stores. But maybe it comes from farmed animals or something. Either way, they're redonk protective of the wildlife.

[Video]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
There aren't any stores to buy necessities in this stupid town.

[If he can help it, France will never come back to New Bark. Never.]

I need something nutritious to feed Canada; he's a child.
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-10-28 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
... Oh. Still in New Bark, huh?

... You'd better get a move on if you need real food that bad.

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[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
I came back to this place (to the entrance of Hell)for what is rightfully mine.

[He inclines the head. The freckled lady has a point.]

We will be heading to civilization as soon as possible.
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-10-28 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Good.

S'a few days' walk.

Find some fruit or something.

... But don't touch the weird-looking berries. Trust me on that one.

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[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[France sighs, glancing at the path off-screen.]

It will take a bit with the boy. Hopefully I can find good protein while we travel; he's growing.

[He grimaces at the reminder.]

I read that part of the manual. Good lord.
foolishwren: and every scar I have makes me who I am. (We were put here on earth to feel joy)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-10-28 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[So the guy had a kid with him... which... made his weird freakout earlier ALL THE MORE UNSETTLING, but at least he was coherent now?]

A few days without meat won't kill him.

Anyway, there's plenty of stuff in Cherrygrove if you have the money for it.

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[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[He lost Canada the first time for a number of reasons. And then there was the Revolution and the Reign of Terror and so on and so forth...]

I don't want him to sustain off nuts and berries... I wonder if mushrooms are edible in this world. I suppose I'll just have to watch what the animals are eating.

[He glances at his pack off-screen.]

There is some money, but I don't know the economy here. Is there a way to make money that doesn't involve unsavory activities?
foolishwren: and every scar I have makes me who I am. (We were put here on earth to feel joy)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-10-28 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
There's work around. It's boring, but it's not awful.

Usually gives you more than enough t'live off of.

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[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Where? Is it only in certain cities? Do they have a "help wanted" sign?

[Economy, oh Pokemon.]
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-10-28 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure it's everywhere.

.... Except for New Bark Town.

I worked at one of the Centers, back in Cherrygrove.

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[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
(I hate this town.)

Do I just ask for a job or is there an application process?
foolishwren: like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying "no" and he came to your house and did the worm (can you even sue the president)

[Video]

[personal profile] foolishwren 2010-10-28 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
There's some paperwork, I guess, but mostly you just go in and ask. They don't seem too picky. Must be used to migratory workers.

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[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He nods slowly, taking this all in and storing it for later use.]

They would have to get used to all these people dying and showing up around here.