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France | Francis Bonnefoy ([personal profile] francia) wrote2010-10-28 06:05 am

[Post 002] Video/Action Outside New Bark

[The video comes on revealing a very, very pleased France. Yes, he's the kind of pleased that normally is associated with bedroom activities and winning a war. Marianne sits in the background, looking equally as pleased.]

We will eat well tonight.

[He holds up a number of KO'd Rattata and Pidgey by their tails and feet and beams with happy satisfaction at the screen.]

Are these better roasted or braised?

[VIDEO]

[identity profile] moemoeotaku.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Neither! These creatures are not to be eaten!

[VIDEO]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[France scowls at her.]

Why not? They're rats and pigeons essentially, and those are perfectly edible.

[VIDEO]

[identity profile] moemoeotaku.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
They've are not the same! I think They are intelligent creatures. They are to be our friends and loyal companions in our arduous journey across this world!

[Are those tiny tears in her eyes? Possibly. Excuse her flare for the melodramatics.]

It is also illegal to eat them in this world

[Video 1:2]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but they are still animals. They haven't the same intelligence or capability of speech as we do; thus, it should be fine to eat them.

[Oh, melodrama is something France does excellently. He's just hungry.]
Edited 2010-10-27 22:57 (UTC)

[Video 2:2]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[His mouth falls open and he stares at her with huge eyes.]

Illegal? But they're perfectly edible! Is everyone here a militant vegetarian?

[Video]

[identity profile] moemoeotaku.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[She gives him a serious nod]

Yes, it's not only illegal but it's is considered cruel to the eyes of many! No, no one here is vegetarian. Normal meats such as beef and chicken.

[Video]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[France visibly twitches. Oh how he hates this world...]

But there isn't anywhere in this idiotic town to buy sustenance! Is it all mail-order or something equally as hellish as that?

[Video]

[identity profile] moemoeotaku.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid new Bark Town has no makets. But, in the next city there is a market that provides such thing.

[Video]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[France makes a... very strange expression before clutching his hair and wailing.]

God, why have you forsaken me?!

[Video]

[identity profile] moemoeotaku.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
I do not think that God has any involvement in this.

[Video]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-10-28 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Why why why why why why why

[He is completely ignoring her.]

[Video] FF sorry. never got the notif for this

[identity profile] moemoeotaku.livejournal.com 2010-10-30 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
Get a hold of yourself! This is no way for a gentleman to react! A man should be moved to tears only due to heart break or astounding beauty!

[Video] No problem~

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2010-11-01 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
There are also tears of despair, which is what I feel now, deep inside of my soul!