[Post 002] Video/Action Outside New Bark

[francia]

[The video comes on revealing a very, very pleased France. Yes, he's the kind of pleased that normally is associated with bedroom activities and winning a war. Marianne sits in the background, looking equally as pleased.]

We will eat well tonight.

[He holds up a number of KO'd Rattata and Pidgey by their tails and feet and beams with happy satisfaction at the screen.]

Are these better roasted or braised?

Comments

[Video 1:2]

[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

I... did, didn't I, aru. [And now comes the guilt trip. It's not that he disliked Canada (he was way more polite than that burger-loving brother of his), he just wanted to get a reaction from France. But of course that wasn't going to happen with Canada around.]

There's another possibility, aru.

[Video 2:2]

[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

Anyways, back to the subject of food, aru. As tasty as those pokemon look, I don't think it's legal for us to eat them in this world, aru. Too bad, aru. That pidgey could have been the equivalent to roasted duck, aru...

[Video]

[of-france.livejournal.com]

[Inwardly, France smirks; he's won this one. Outwardly, he looks calm.]

Yes. He's such a good child.

[He does look rather putout by China's declaration.]

Illegal? You're the second... or third... person to tell me that. I guess it must be true... But what the authorities don't know can't hurt them...