[Post 027] Everything & Anything for Goldenrod City

[francia]

[There is no other warning except, perhaps, your ears, which might pick up France's resounding, triumphant shout of -]

FREEDOM!!!

[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]

[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]

[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

[France frowns thoughtfully, peering closer at her and totally oblivious to her discomfort.]

Really? What's your name?

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[storytimeplz.livejournal.com]

{Moving two fingers apart has he got clothes on yet - nope whoops. covering her eyes again.}

Uh, I'm Ise Nanao. A-and could you please put some pants on?!

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

[France brightens, and he laughs.]

Really! You've shrunk! Were you in a coma recently? I guess it wouldn't be all that odd to go backwards as well as forwards in this place.

[Gonna ignore that comment on pants.]

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[storytimeplz.livejournal.com]

Wh-what? But this is how I've always been!

{WHY ARE YOU BEING SO CONFUSING, BLONDE NAKED CAT-MAN-SAN}

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

[France shakes his head.]

No, you were an adult the last time I saw you!

[He pauses, thinking.]

But maybe from your point of view, that'd be true. This place is very strange, though, so it could have reduced you to a child again...

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[storytimeplz.livejournal.com]

{Clutching real tight at her book.}

But that can't be! I'm only twenty-eight!

{AHAHA, OH AGING.}

I don't understand....

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

Twenty-eight?

Surely you mean months.

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[storytimeplz.livejournal.com]

{AND FRANCE GETS A SLAP TO THE FACE VIA THAT HUGE BOOK.}

NO!!! I really am twenty-eight years old!

No one ever believes me.... {Wibbling just a little.}

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

OUCH!

[France reels back, holding the side of his face where the book made impact.]

What was that for?!