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France | Francis Bonnefoy ([personal profile] francia) wrote2011-05-28 02:25 pm

[Post 027] Everything & Anything for Goldenrod City

[There is no other warning except, perhaps, your ears, which might pick up France's resounding, triumphant shout of -]

FREEDOM!!!

[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]

[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]

[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]

[identity profile] toomanyverses.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Greece hugs him back, idly wondering if he should get naked too.]

Just now, I think... I'm not sure what happened.

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[France blinks before shrugging.]

This place is very strange, although a bit moreso lately.

[He snuggles Greece happily.]

But it's so nice to see another familiar face!

[identity profile] toomanyverses.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, he's not letting go... okay, let's just have a look at where that tail is supposed to be attached. How is that even working?]

You, as well. You're preferred, compared to some others...

[Finding France, as opposed to being dragged back to the Ottoman Empire by accident? NO COMPETITION.]

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Hell if France knows. It just tends to appear and swish and swish.]

Thank you; it does get rather lonely here.

[He rest his chin on Greece's shoulder.]

By the way, what year is it back home? This place has an odd way of pulling people from different times and worlds...

[identity profile] toomanyverses.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Eh, this is comfy. Greece won't mind just staying like that for a while.]

2011. It may have changed, if time is moving differently, but that is the year I remember.

Not that it matters, for us. And you, Gallía? When are you from?

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks up a bit, surprised.]

It was late 2010 when I left. China was claiming he went back and it became 2011, but I wasn't sure I believed him. I guess it's true? Do I exist still? Or did the aliens get me?

[identity profile] toomanyverses.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
I think that they would go after America, instead...

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
[France inclines his head.]

Very true. China must have hit his head too hard.

[He pauses before asking in a slightly more urgent tone.]

Do I exist still? Or am I really dead?

[identity profile] toomanyverses.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm, you still live.

Why would you think otherwise?

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
[France breathes out, looking utterly relieved, like a weight has been taken off his shoulders.]

I've been of the opinion that this place is either Hell or Purgatory, and that, consequently, I must be dead.

[identity profile] toomanyverses.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
This is a different kind of Hell, if you can run around naked...

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
[France pouts slightly, pulling away and posing.]

My body is anything but related to Hell! It is a God-given gift, blessed as my lands!

[identity profile] toomanyverses.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 06:40 am (UTC)(link)
...oh, I'm sorry. That's not what I meant.

I don't think this is Hell at all.

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[France comes out of that pose, shrugging. He's not pouting anymore, but he is slightly surly still.]

This place is supposed called Johto. Closest I can describe it is as an multidimensional black hole.

[identity profile] toomanyverses.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, France. He didn't mean to offend ): He likes your body!]

Like the Garden, then?

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 06:49 am (UTC)(link)
[France just gives Greece a blank look.]

The Garden?

[identity profile] toomanyverses.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
That's where I found myself, before here. It keeps sending me to places, then taking me back...

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Have a very odd look, Greece.]

Did you hit your head recently?

[identity profile] toomanyverses.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
No.

Although, it could be that I'm just imagining all this... and you, I guess. The reality of some things are difficult to prove...

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
[France nods before grinning, leaning forward on his toes.]

Or you could be a figment of my imagination. If so, then I can do anything I want to you.

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[France hugs Greece again, eyes bright and alive.]

Oh, but it would be so much fun! We would have Romano and the pokemon and Spain would come, too, because he's here again, and we'd be a big, happy family!

[That hug might be a bit tight, though.]

[identity profile] toomanyverses.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 07:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ He just.

Takes France by the shoulders.

And kindly but firmly pushes him away.]


Gallía.

I mean it.

[identity profile] of-france.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[France stumbles back a bit before regaining his balance. He puts his hands up and sighs dramatically.]

Fine, fine. I thought you had a sense of fun, but I guess I was wrong.

[identity profile] toomanyverses.livejournal.com 2011-06-01 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
You're always welcome to visit my house...

[come, we could use your economy...!]

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