[Post 027] Everything & Anything for Goldenrod City

[francia]

[There is no other warning except, perhaps, your ears, which might pick up France's resounding, triumphant shout of -]

FREEDOM!!!

[The scene opens to a most happy France. Very happy, indeed. Yes, he's so happy, in fact, it appears he's decided to run through Goldenrod, laughing and trapezing about, a blond, cat-like tail swishing happily behind his stark naked body.]

[Yes, Johto. This is the infamous Republic of France, Nation of Beauty, Light, and, most importantly, Liberty.]

[He's somehow gotten blond cat ears; whether or not their fake is very hard to discern. He appears to be sparkling à la Edward Cullen, most obviously naked as the day he was born (although whether Nation are born or something else is unclear). Thankfully, it appears there is a conveniently-placed rose over his crotch, but that doesn't distract from the otherwise stark nakedness. In fact, it makes it even more apparent.]

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

[France can't help but watch this with interest. It's not a really friendly interest, more of a morbid fascination.]

But it is willing.

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[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

There's only one way to find out.

[All France will see is a close up of blue feathers as China climbs onto the legendary's back. Once he's settled, he fixes the camera back onto himself.]

It doesn't seem to mind me sitting here, aru. [He hopes that's a good sign.]

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

[France is extremely fascinated by all of this. He's watching the events unfolding like someone might watch a movie or a slow-motion train-wreck.]

You should make it fly you somewhere.

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[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

...Perhaps, over the ocean?

[As much as he'd like to go to Goldenrod again, he's not sure if he wants to meet France in his current state.]

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

[France bats his eyelashes at China.]

You should come visit me.

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[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

[China makes a lineface.]

Only if you put something on, aru.

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

[Pouty France is pouty.]

No. Why do you want to ruin my fun?

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[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

Because that is not appropriate, aru.

[Even so, Articuno is heading straight towards Goldenrod now. Within about twenty or so minutes, France may hear its cry right above him.]

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

My body is always appropriate.

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

[France looks up abruptly at the cry before yelling and ducking underneath the overhang of a shop to avoid massive bird droppings to make room for the landing.]

[Action]

[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

[Yeah... China's gonna stay up in the air. He looks down at France.]

How's the weather down there, aru?

[He laughs softly. Kuan-Yin is still wrapped around his neck and the Snivy is sitting comfortably in his lap.]

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

[France watches China apprehensively.]

It's been quite pleasant. How is it up there with your freakshow?

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[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

[Since China's up so high, he doesn't hear that very last bit.]

It's fair, aru.

I can't believe Articuno could get me here so quickly! And I could see everything on the way here, aru! The ocean, the forests, the cities, and even the farm!

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

The... farm?

[Do you mean the funny farm? France thinks it might be time for them both to make a trip there.]

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[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

The farm that has all those Miltank, aru. [He'd say the name of the farm, but it would be embarrassing...]

So [He brings the Snivy closer to him.] glad to see you're in one piece after that whole phenomenon with the Water-Types, aru.

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[of-france.livejournal.com]

Is it a milking operation or...?

[France blinks at the Snivy before shrugging leisurely.]

I always conquer in face-to-face combat. It was no problem in the end.

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[gochuugoku.livejournal.com]

I think so, but I'm not entirely sure, aru. I have yet to make a visit there, but I hear Miltank milk is very nutritious for Pokemon and people alike.

[China notices the way the other looks at his new little green friend.] I would hope so, aru. It wouldn't do if a Nation could be taken down so easily. [His voice carries no insult.]

By the way, France, it seems that whatever is going on has also brought in some new species of Pokemon, aru. This little one right here is called a... Snivy. At least, that's what I was told.